Guest Post: Misheard @BackstreetBoys lyrics: “Crawling Back To You”
So here I, Maria, am, in front of my computer while I daddle on BSB songs recalling how they made a comeback with the Never Gone Tour. Truth be
One more round of misheard lyrics. Hope that you do not find it offensive but I really thought this is how it went down. So, chillax and have fun with this song trivia anecdotes. Just when you think it is serious, never knew that the boys’ songs could be so damn funny as a crack shows up!
Everybody knows that I was such a fool
YOU said it, not me!
to ever let go of you, baby I was wrong
Yeah, I know I said we’d be better off alone, it was time that we moved on
U-huh-huh-huh-huh you got me twisted when I was about to move on, you suddenly *sniff* no comment
I know I broke your heart, I didn’t mean to break your heart
You know you did but say you didn’t mean it so why did you?
But baby here I am, banging on your front door
You don’t need to bang it, there is a doorbell or if you want you can knock on my door —
Is this electrolux jingle commercial?
My crotch spilled on the floor
I had to do a double check “Is this Backstreet Boys?” Their CROTCH is spilled on the floor.
Is that why they were banging the door?
Then only for me to realize — oh, pride……….
My hands and knees are bruised
Literally in every essence of the word
I’m crawling back to you begging for a second chance
I literally begged for water uhm can we skip now it makes me teary eyed
Are you gonna let me in?
I was running from the truth now I’m crawling back to you
Seriously is it running or crawling?
I know you aren’t there but you can make me wait
but I’m not gonna wait
Here we go AGAIN! The effin WAITING…YOU say:
I can make you wait but you are not gonna wait?
WTF man?! MEN! So, is it not gonna waste or not going away? I need clean ears!
It’s the least that I can do just to tell you face to face
I was lying to myself
Now I’m dying in this hell
Girl, I know you’re mad, I can’t blame you for being mad
So why make me mad then?
Don’t tell me it turns you on! Is that what you are going to tell me face to face?
And find it adorable
Baby here I am
You know, how can I let you in if you bang the door?
A broken door with no hinges is unopenable and gets stuck unless you are stuck with me?
If you can see these tears I’m crying
I think that should be me
Touch these hands that can’t stop shaking
Is that masturbation?
Feel my heart that’s barely beating
You are still alive dumbass! Don’t be so melodramatic.
You will see a different man
Oh no! I want the same man I fell in love with, the same man I still love,
the same man I will forever love
just as you are for you as you —
I am the transformer, remember? I metamorphosized!